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Ukraine is Not a Brothel [2013)
2013, eh?
What happened the next year?
Let’s get our organizations straight.
Because, as this documentary elucidates, the money just COMES IN.
Anonymous.
[a story for another time]
Is George Soros a “fan” (benefactor) of FEMEN?
You bet your damn ass he is.
But as a wise person has said: it is not what we know in our gut, but what we can prove that matters.
When it comes to tracing transnational, criminal conspiracies (aka “color revolutions”).
What happened in Ukraine in 2014?
Let’s meet our players (and their ilk).
FEMEN.
Ukrainian.
Фемен.
Lots of similarities between Russian and Ukrainian language.
But don’t trust me.
Try Duolingo.
Wanna read Russian news?
I do.
Because our news (the bullshit aggregated on Drudge Report) is globalist propaganda.
I want a new propaganda (to dérive Huey Lewis).
Wanna read something other than Russia Today (RT), ITAR-TASS (aka TASS), Pravda, or Sputnik (all four of these are good sources)?
Then you’re gonna have to learn Russian.
And this conflict ain’t going anywhere.
Unless we all get incinerated (which I would say there’s about a 30% chance of right now…as things stand).
So sound out your Cyrillic.
FEMEN.
I almost stopped watching this film as soon as I heard the word “patriarchy”.
Dog whistle for “Marxist moron philosophy to shortly follow”.
But I stuck it out.
For you guys.
And not because the tits were that great.
Because they weren’t.
Relocated to Paris (as this film delineates).
Founded in Ukraine.
Famous for their activities in Ukraine.
Anna Hutsol.
Looks like a fucking man.
But kinda cute.
Murmansk.
Oh, to be a professional “activist”.
Have you seen these cunts (men too!) on Twitter?
They have the word “activist” in their bios.
What kind of Jane Fonda imbecile would self-identify with that word?
And think about this.
Those cigarettes they are smoking (these “activists”)…some poor schmuck in the Philippines is paying for that with his donation.
Or, more likely, George Soros routed some money through multiple shell organizations to pay for those cigarettes.
Why?
To destabilize Ukraine.
Why?
To, in turn, destabilize Russia.
It’s the kind of bullshit our CIA does.
Which begs the question: does George Soros work for the CIA?
Indeed, does George Soros OWN the CIA?
What about Klaus Schwab?
Does the CIA work for Klaus Schwab?
Officially?
Unofficially?
In essence?
Anna Hutsol.
Jewish (big surprise).
An “economist”.
Yeah, right.
And I’m an architect.
I have to hand it to FEMEN in one sense.
They are masters of public relations and publicity.
Much like Fauci, er, Zelensky.
FEMEN does not seem to be too knowledgeable about prostitution (the traditional kind…not philosophical prostitution [they are masters of that!]) in Ukraine.
So let’s help them out.
You gotta go back a little bit.
To the first “white slavery” in Europe.
To Belgium.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_slave_trade_affair
Frame of reference.
Why did Putin invade Ukraine?
Demilitarization (to protect Russia and ethnic Russians in Ukraine [the latter of which are being subjected to genocide in Donbass at the hands of the neo-Nazi Ukrainian goverment {courtesy of the Ihor Kolomoyskyi/Igor Kolomoisky/Kolomoysky-funded neo-Nazi Azov Battalion}]).
https://www.newsweek.com/evidence-war-crimes-committed-ukrainian-nationalist-volunteers-grows-269604
https://www.reuters.com/article/idUS60927080220150505
Denazification (to protect the Russian-speaking population of Ukraine who are being subjected to genocide [as outlined in objective #1]).
Destruction of U.S.-funded biolabs.
Human trafficking (stopping the cesspool Ukraine from providing girls [many underage] to the illegal sex trafficking industry both in Europe and around the world).
DDDH.
Demilitarization Denazification Destruction (of biolabs) Human trafficking (interdiction).
This final point (the interdiction of human trafficking occurring in and emanating from Ukraine) has not, as far as I’m aware, been thus far ideated by the Kremlin.
But it goes without saying.
The same forces (Kolomoysky) that fund the neo-Nazi Azov Battalion are likely to have their fingers in the human trafficking (sex trafficking) pie.
Kolomoysky is Jewish.
Yet he materially supports (funds) the neo-Nazi Azov Battalion.
Does that strike you as strange?
Does it make you rethink your assumptions about Jewish “choir boy” (cantor) Zelensky???
I am not accusing Kolomoysky of doing anything other than being guilty of being (a Jewish) funder of neo-Nazis in Ukraine.
But I will say this: it appears that a good many Ukrainian girls end up as sex slaves in Israel.
You decide.
Sacha Baron Cohen can joke in his TV series Who is America? about Eastern European girls being smuggled en masse into Assad’s Syria aboard yachts.
Is it because this activity is common knowledge?
Why did Sacha Baron Cohen take the role of Mossad spy Eli Cohen in The Spy?
Strange role, no?
Is SBC a dual-citizen?
Why has he become so humorless as of late?
He’s become [drumroll] an ACTIVIST.
How disgusting.
And how strikingly-similar to Jim Carrey.
It’s almost like these guys are nervous about something.
What.
Were they hanging with Epstein on Little Saint James?
Or at Zorro Ranch??
Or on Lolita Express???
Let’s get back to what FEMEN never once (!) talks about in this titty-flashing movie.
Their ostensible raison d’être.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_trafficking_in_Ukraine
There is an effort to hide this.
As if Ukraine is more advanced–more civilized when it comes to stopping sex trafficking (when exactly the opposite is the case [as Putin knows, it is the epicenter–the cesspool on his doorstep]).
The Thailand of Europe.
Sure.
Czechia has problems too.
But Ukraine appears to be ground zero in Europe (as regards the number of young women and girls [and boys!]) that they supply to the international illegal sex trade.
Buying and selling persons.
Remember James Alefantis and his Instagram?
What were those strange pictures of porcelain dolls with price tags?
Why post that?
And those pictures of stacks of rubber-banded Euros?
Why post that?
Some kind of joke??
I kinda don’t think so.
It may be a joke (funny to the author [Alefantis]), but it is not truly in jest.
…but I digress.
https://dcpizzagate.wordpress.com/
Stay. On. Target.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_tourism_in_Ukraine
Anna Hutsol was detained by the FSB (Russian security service) in November 2012.
The year before this film was released.
And a mere two years before the U.S. government and a George Soros NGO engineered the coup in Ukraine.
The “revolution of dignity”.
They had already had the “orange” revolution.
Running out of colors.
And “revolution of dignity” sounds slightly less-absurd than “chartreuse” revolution.
Anna Hutsol was deported from Russia upon attempting to enter the country via Saint Petersburg in November 2012.
Deported back to Paris.
Her point of departure.
Soon afterwards, the homegrown FEMEN would leave Ukraine for France.
Anna Hutsol was denied asylum in Switzerland.
Because she is a political operative.
And not a genuine refugee.
That is plain to see.
By 2013, FEMEN was featured in multiple films (including the French television production Nos seins, nos armes!, the documentary Everyday Rebellion, and the film currently under consideration).
Indeed, three films came out on FEMEN the same year: 2013.
The year before the U.S. (Victoria Nuland and Geoffrey Pyatt acting as point people [not to mention John McCain]) overthrew the government of Ukraine.
In 2014, a fourth FEMEN documentary appeared (Je suis FEMEN): fourth in two years.
Was this group really that inspiring?
Did any of these filmmakers (our director Kitty Green, Caroline Fourest, Nadia El Fani, Arash T. Riahi, Arman Riahi, and/or Alain Margot) receive funding from any NGOs?
If so, which NGOs?
They wouldn’t happen to be Soros (and/or Schwab) -connected, would they?
Oksana Shachko died in 2018.
In Paris.
She was only 31.
Unlike Hutsol, she was actually born in Ukraine.
Hutsol moved to Ukraine from Russia at age seven.
Shachko hung herself.
Ostensibly.
She was from Western Ukraine.
This is important.
This is where arch-Ukrainian-Nazi Stepan Bandera was from.
Shachko went from wanting to be a nun (age 12?) to becoming an atheist (age 14).
What caused such a precipitous change in this young Ukrainian woman between the years 1999-2001?
It was likely her enrollment in the free university of Khmelnytsky at age 13.
That’s where she appears to have been met with radical feminist indoctrination.
Keep in mind, FEMEN has not only spawned documentaries.
There are also tomes by the likes of Galia Ackerman, etc.
It is purported that the “security forces” of Vladimir Putin attacked Shachko multiple times.
When?
Where?
How?
How was this proven?
Where is the proof that Putin sent anyone after her?
What was Shachko’s relationship with the French group Front National?
[now known as National Rally]
Shachko had a solo art exhibition in Paris in 2016.
In 2019, it was reported in Elle that this was not Shachko’s first attempt to hang herself.
Alexandra Shevchenko was also born in Ukraine.
Also in Western Ukraine (the land of Ukrainian Nazi Stepan Bandera).
It should be noted that Hutsol, Shachko, and Shevchenko all grew up in the same town: Khmelnytskyi.
Population: approximately 275,000.
There was a FEMEN protest in Moscow against Vladimir Putin in December 2011.
FEMEN have protested in Belarus.
Also in 2011.
Inna Shevchenko (not to be confused with Alexandra) cut down a Christian cross in Kiev with a chainsaw in 2012.
Now where have we seen that activity before?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=uHMHPQY3BmE
Incidentally, Shachko appears in this film in a hat with a cutesy-pink hammer and sickle on it.
Kitsch?
Or do these morons want to go back to communism???
Inna was born in Ukraine.
In Kherson (in the south).
A Black Sea port.
In 2013, Inna was granted asylum in France.
When was the Orange Revolution (about which I spoke earlier)?
2004.
In the aftermath of an election followed by claims of corruption and electoral fraud.
Sound familiar?
What happened?
The Supreme Court (of Ukraine) ordered a revote.
Americans were not so lucky.
Our SCOTUS is itself obviously corrupt.
Hence their inaction on the 2020 election (which Trump clearly won).
So we are now stuck with bumbling dictator Biden.
Mandate Biden.
What other colors of revolution have there been?
Let’s line them up:
Philippines “Yellow Revolution”: 1986
Papua New Guinea “Coconut Revolution”: 1988-1998
Czechoslovakia “Velvet Revolution”: 1989
Yugoslavia “Bulldozer Revolution”: 2000
Georgia (Tbilisi) “Rose Revolution”: 2003
Georgia (Tbilisi) “Second Rose Revolution”: 2004
Ukraine “Orange Revolution”: 2004-2005
Iraq “Purple Revolution”: 2005
Kyrgyzstan “Tulip Revolution”: 2005
Lebanon “Cedar Revolution”: 2005
Kuwait “Blue Revolution”: 2005
Belarus “Jeans Revolution”: 2006
Myanmar “Saffron Revolution”: 2007
Malaysia “Yellow Rally”: 2007-2016
Moldova “Grape Revolution”: 2009
Iran “Green Revolution”: 2009-2010
Kyrgyzstan “Melon Revolution”: 2010
Tunisia “Jasmine Revolution”: 2010-2011
Egypt “Lotus Revolution”: 2011
Bahrain “Pearl Revolution”: 2011-2014
Yemen “Yemeni Revolution”: 2011
China “Chinese Jasmine Revolution”: 2011
Russia “Snow Revolution”: 2011-2013
[notice that China and Russia (who are now aligned due to moronic U.S. foreign policy) were hit back to back: coincidence? I don’t fucking think so.]
Macedonia “Colourful Revolution”: 2016
Armenia “Velvet Revolution”: 2018
Lebanon “October Revolution”: 2019-present
Bolivia “Pitita Revolution”: 2019
Belarus “Slipper Revolution”: 2020-present
Do you notice how the USA isn’t on there?
It should be.
I would call it Coronariots.
Inna and Alexandrea Shevchenko are not related.
How did these two meet?
On VK, of course! [VKontakte (Russian social media platform)]
Enter DJ Hell.
Inna was arrested in Enschede, Netherlands for cutting down “wooden” (read Christian) crosses.
She was protesting the arrest of Pussy Riot (remember this name).
Inna got asylum in France in 2013.
Le Figaro‘s Saturday supplement Madame Figaro named Inna as one of the world’s most iconic women in December 2012.
Inna thinks that “homophobes” and “fascists” are “extremists”.
She lumps them all together.
But are FEMEN “extremists”?
The implication is, “Of course not.”
Indeed.
To watch these women flail like LeBron James when they are arrested only attests to the hysteria that drives their actions.
They are performers.
And not very entertaining ones.
They are shrill.
Annoying.
And most certainly guilty of (were it to be directed at any other religion but Christianity) hate crimes.
Desecration.
Sacrilege.
In 2015, Inna was speaking in Copenhagen.
She was discussing the “illusion” of “freedom of speech” in Western Europe.
As she was speaking, a terrorist opened fire in the lobby.
Wikipedia leaves out the identity and motivation of this terrorist.
Was he (oh, I don’t know) MUSLIM???
And if so, was he acting AGAINST these fucking stupid stunts of FEMEN?
I would say that the probability is not negligible.
Inna once stripped nude on Al Jazeera before the feed was cut.
But the context was particularly appalling.
The interviewer had just asked, “Which is better for women, nudity or the paranja?”
Paranja = Central Asian version of burqa
This is very offensive.
This is offensive to Arabic speakers.
This is offensive to Muslims.
Why should a non-Arab, non-Muslim such as Inna be granted “asylum” in France for pulling these kinds of stunts worldwide?
Why doesn’t she and her band of merry strippers stay in Ukraine and fight for the rights of women and girls?
Why not?
Because they don’t fucking care.
Because FEMEN are fake.
They are a tool.
A can opener.
If it isn’t Soros slipping money into their bank account, it is someone of that ilk.
All of these “color revolutions” need a spark.
Strangely, the list above (from Wikipedia) also doesn’t include the “Revolution of Dignity” which occurred in Ukraine in 2014.
These are the infamous Euromaidan protests.
Much more violent than the Orange Revolution (where only one person died [of a heart attack]).
2004.
2014.
The revolution was restarted.
Tried again.
Inna Shevchenko studied journalism.
Can you guess who has published her?
CNN, Huffington Post…
Inna is apparently against all religion (like the late-Shachko): Christianity, Islam, Judaism, etc.
Those are the only ones she singles out.
What about Buddhism?
Hiduism?
No mention of those.
Only the Abrahamic religions seem to be in her sights.
Inna seems to be fighting religion more than she is fighting sex trafficking.
I thought, “Ukraine is not a brothel”?
Maybe ease up on bashing religions and do some fucking research about sex trafficking.
And if you have done the research, Inna, then fucking talk about it!!!
Instead of just shooting your mouth off about how RELIGION is so oppressive to women.
What about the Ukrainian women and girls who are sold as sex slaves?
Do you think they wake up every day thinking how oppressive RELIGION is???
Of course not.
FEMEN are fucking fakes!
Yana Zhdanova.
Donetsk Oblast.
One founder from Eastern Ukraine.
One from Southern Ukraine.
And three from Western Ukraine.
Yana and other members of FEMEN were expelled from Turkey in 2012.
Maybe if FEMEN had remained in Ukraine (and had stayed focused on helping rape victims, for instance) they would actually be making a positive difference in the world?
As it is, they are just being used by their backers (funders).
FEMEN made their pro-abortion stance clear in April 2012 with their protest in the bell tower of Saint-Sophia cathedral in Kyiv.
Another moronic stance.
A death cult.
And the strumpet cheerleaders of this death cult.
Do you think dead little babies are cool?
Apparently FEMEN do.
They want to HELP women by making sure women can KILL their unborn children.
That is not revolutionary.
It’s stupid.
It’s not noble.
It’s disgusting.
As you might expect, FEMEN seem to particularly despise Lukashenko (President of Belarus).
This is somewhat understandable.
Was Lukashenko installed by way of a rigged election?
Many say he was.
I do have sympathy for electorates whose voices have been squelched by election fraud.
But once again, FEMEN make no sense.
WHY don’t they like Lukashenko?
The reason is not apparent in their ill-thought-out slogan, “Respect, KGB, UEFA.”
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
In other news, there is a mosque in Kyiv.
Back to Lukashenko, at least FEMEN got their point across with the slogan, “Stop Dictator”.
They have a point.
Lukashenko has been President of Belarus since 1994.
That is a bit long.
28 years.
But Belarus has had to deport FEMEN on a notorious occassion.
It was rather brutal.
But the message from the Belarussian KGB was clear:
“don’t come to our fucking country.”
Did FEMEN come back?
No.
FEMEN really hate Christianity.
Their protests in Ukraine make this clear.
Why protest the 1025th anniversary of Orthodox Christianity in Kyivan Rus’?
Why not protest sex trafficking??
I thought, “Ukraine is not a brothel”???
Protesting Christianity is the kind of bullshit Klaus Schwab would support.
Or ethnic Jew George Soros (who doesn’t believe in God [according to his 60 Minutes interview with Steve Kroft]).
My guess is that Soros and Schwab want to dispense with religions.
Because religions involve morality.
Ethics.
And these communist eco-Nazis (Schwab and Soros) will not be able to effect their Great Reset without seriously weakening organized religions.
But guess what?
They already did.
What was closed down for much of the past two years in the USA?
Churches.
What was open?
Casinos, etc.
In December 1, 2013, Yana protested in front of the Ukrainian embassy in Paris (a country which gave her asylum in 2014…apparently urinators need protection from those upon whose images they urinate) by urinating on photos of Victor Yanukovych.
Yanukovych would be overthrown in a U.S.-led coup the following year (as evidenced by the leaked phone call between Victoria Nuland and Geoffrey Pyatt).
Three weeks after peeing on Yanukovych in Paris, Yana went to Brussels where her slogan was, “Putin is the killer of democracy.”
What was “the great uniter” Joe Biden’s first act as President?
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/03/18/world/europe/russia-biden-putin-killer.html
Joe Biden absolutely went to the Rex Tillerson school of diplomacy.
Had Trump not fired Tillerson, the U.S. and North Korea would have fought a nuclear war during Trump’s Presidency.
In 2012, Yana attacked the patriarch Kirilll of Moscow and all of Russia at the airport in Kyiv.
What an offense!
Let’s be clear.
These dumbass “smash the patriarchy” bitches are not being metaphorical.
They actually want to deprive Russian Orthodox Christians of their dignity.
Imagine if the current Pope wasn’t a communist cocksucker.
What if Yana had attacked him?
Even so.
It’s one thing to call someone a “communist cocksucker”.
It’s another to physically assault him.
I have no love or respect for Pope Bergoglio.
Because he is a fucking sellout.
He is a goddamned communist prick.
But I would never attack him physically.
I do, however, reserve my right to insult him in writing.
I love Catholics.
I am a Christian.
Make of that what you want.
I reserve the right to rail against false idols such as Pope Bergoglio in a manner commensurate to the prophets of old.
I’m not a prophet.
I’m not overturning a table in the synagogue.
But I will tell you this: Jesus was a bad motherfucker.
https://open.spotify.com/track/2qWeZD9gk2V3dmadKOUmeE?si=b707102754b04c0a
Wars happen.
Wars are fought.
There is a time to stand up.
Putin is, in my opinion (considering all the intel I have consumed), doing the right thing in Ukraine.
Putin is fighting against the insidious influence of globalist tools like FEMEN.
By the way, what was Yana’s slogan when she attacked the patriarch?
“Kill Kirill.”
What an insult.
Indeed, more than an insult.
A threat of violence.
An incitement to violence.
To anyone who heard those words.
An instruction.
I would never say such a thing about Pope Bergoglio.
I hope the Pope confesses his sins and turns from his communist cocksucking ways.
I understand shock value.
In this small sense, I respect FEMEN.
But in the grand scheme, I think what they are doing is evil.
Perhaps they are just stupid.
And greedy.
And vacuous.
Yana protested in Lithuania in 2013.
This was a key event in starting the Euromaidan protest.
These dumb bitches want to be a part of the European Union.
That’s why they flee their homeland and post up in Paris.
Meanwhile, they say very little about how Ukrainian girls and women are bought and sold across Western Europe and the world.
So these fucking bitches are fake-ass sellouts.
They just want the fame of protesting some dumb bullshit.
They suck Soros cock all day long.
Metaphorically, of course.
Because Soros has no cock to suck.
His demon cock fell off long ago.
Same with Satanist Schwab.
Speaking of Nazis…
https://unlimitedhangout.com/2021/02/investigative-reports/schwab-family-values/
And:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=OT1Qn6COp6Y
What is it with these Nazi Jews?!?
Do they think the Holocaust didn’t happen???
I think the Holocaust DID happen!
There!
Take that, you pricks!!
I think Nazis are the scum of the earth.
Fuck Nazis!!!
So what am I:
anti-semitic?
No, I don’t think so.
A white supremacist?
Nope, try again.
I’m just a dude who thinks the idea of super-rich Jews having benefitted from families who collaborated with the Nazis (Soros and Schwab) is disgusting.
And I think the idea of the 2nd or 3rd richest person in Ukraine (Igor Kolomoysky [also a Jew]) funding the neo-Nazi Azov Battalion that is committing genocide (the past eight years) against the Russian-speaking population of Donbass is disgusting.
Have these three Jews no shame?
Particularly Kolomoysky.
Soros has no control (nor any remorse) about how he went around with his fake godfather and confiscated the property of Jews during WWII.
Schwab seems to have no remorse about his father having profited immensely by being a Nazi collaborator in Germany during WWII (assuming the above link is accurate).
I am just scratching the surface with FEMEN.
The same can be done with Pussy Riot.
Or Marina Abramovic (who is “standing with Ukraine” [blech!]).
FEMEN and Pussy Riot are largely-interchangeable globalist tools.
Abramovic is their godhead.
These are not good people.
These are spirit-cooking, sick fucks.
This is not what Putin wants in his neighborhood.
And I don’t blame him.
LGBTQ, BLM, and Antifa are all globalist tools.
And their members (cult members) are useful idiots.
Dupes.
In 2014, Yana destroyed a wax figure of Putin in Paris (a country that gave her asylum [from what?!?] that same year).
Her message when she destroyed this wax figure of Putin?
“Kill Putin.”
Tell me, Yana, how does this message help the young women and girls of Ukraine who are being funneled into international sex trafficking rings?
How does “killing Putin” or “killing patriarch Kirill of Moscow” help young Ukrainian women and girls who have been SOLD and have ended up as sex slaves in places like Israel?
Does Putin run Israel?
I don’t think so.
Does Putin run the international sex trafficking market?
I don’t think so.
And if he does (and that is your message [which I doubt it is]), then prove it.
Get your feeble brain to log on to Mother Jones.
I don’t even care if the link is bullshit.
Just let me know why on earth you think killing Kirill and Putin will help young women and girls in Ukraine.
Are Kirill and Putin buying Ukrainian women and girls?
I kinda doubt it.
But I bet there are plenty of Parisians (your country of “asylum”) who are.
Plenty of rich French customers.
Is Paris a brothel?
Is France a brothel?
And where are the women and girls in those brothels from?
Not, perhaps, from your country which you abandoned (Ukraine)???
2014.
Yana vandalized the Vatican by taking the baby Jesus statue from the Nativity scene in front of Saint Peter’s Basilica while shouting, “God is woman.”
Yeah.
Great.
Real productive.
Hey Yana, you dumb bitch:
is the Holy Spirit male or female?
Think on that as that sweet Soros money rolls into the FEMEN bank account.
I agree with Yana and FEMEN on one point.
Bring on the titties!
I have no problem with women going topless.
That’s something I can get behind.
-PD
disassemble [2021)
Way behind on Pauly Deathwish.
Right off with XTRMNTR.
Shoot speed.
Kill light.
Spirit of rock and roll.
His most popular track at this time.
Straight rock.
Bad boy.
Drugs flowing through the veins.
Overdose of light.
God is the ultimate drug.
Coming back from depression.
Girlfriend goes on a date with another bloke.
Big depression.
Drugs consume.
Always creative.
From London to Paris.
Vintage keys like French band Air.
Every touch from two tracks imbued with Radiohead experimentation.
Pink Floyd bass.
Waters lives.
Here come the warm jets.
Camera clicking photos.
Virgin suicides.
Tomita.
Amazing groove.
Levon and Robbie Robertson.
Rhythm of the saints.
This bloke has nothing to live for.
His girlfriend is a total fucking bitch.
Alone in the world.
Short circuit.
Trying to overcome.
She don’t give a fuck.
Melancholy.
Info op birthed.
Suicide Girls.
Anti-Antifa.
Bloke has sophistication in attack.
Philosophy.
Wars back started BLM.
Kept powder dry.
Amazing hip hop.
Stevie Wonder.
Shaft.
The Sea and Cake.
Jazzy Jeff.
Fresh Prince.
Young MC.
Stereolab as always.
Trump supporter smart.
Assessment of coup against Deep State.
Progress report.
Situationism.
Velvet Underground.
The balls to review his own albums.
Balls?
Toxic relationship.
Electronic music.
Chemical Brothers.
Dark side of the moon.
Fever dream.
Of the wall.
Oasis.
Noel feeding back.
Liam blowing harp.
Ringo’s son on drums.
Don’t believe the truth.
Soundtrack music.
Hanna.
How she lives now.
Soylent green…2022.
Beastie Boys.
Nigel Godrich as always.
Big Star Third.
Kanga Roo.
As important as the Velvets.
Drug withdrawal.
Big Star early albums.
Chiming.
Like The Byrds.
Phil Spector lives in the glockenspiel.
Lester Bangs lives here.
Lavage.
Many disappointed patriots.
Lamenting the shitty U.S. military.
While honoring the 13.
And Colonel Scheller.
A handful of gems in a culture of shit.
Astrology.
Drag balls.
Berlin.
I love faggots as much as anyone.
David, Lou, Iggy.
Heroes.
God is the only hope.
So I prayed tonight.
Twin peaks.
Nobody loves me.
Keeping real.
Mercury Rev.
See you on the other side.
Rolling the dice.
So long, Charlie.
I’m guessing you got the vaccine.
Poor bastard.
BBC.
AstraZeneca.
Elvis.
Gene Vincent.
Eddie Cochran.
Happy Hairy (?) Hardon Q.
QAnon Christian Slater.
The first of a long succession.
The Verve.
Anthemic melodies befitting Handel.
Air.
Matrix done right.
First song to mention Event 201?
“Follow the White Rabbit”.
Shhh/peaceful.
Very Jefferson Airplane.
Psychedelic march.
Woodstock.
Altamont.
Power to the people.
Pro-Trump psych rock.
Fucking awesome!
AMERICA!!!
Be a rebel.
Kanye poser.
No vaccines, asshole!
Good job.
Adapt.
Drozd.
Great snare work.
Verging on adrenochrome.
Hefner and Monroe.
Sexy dead bodies.
Pay to grind for eternity.
Absolute Flaming Lips.
Transmissions from the satellite heart.
Keith Cleverley.
What is God gonna do for America?
What is America gonna do for God?
Nation falling apart.
Amnesiac.
Hail to the creep.
Rollerskate Skinny.
Darth Vader.
Lloyd Austin.
Scorsese Glass Kundun soundtrack.
Well-done!
Carl Stalling project!
Helmut Lachenmann.
Deserter’s Songs.
Underture.
This is a SOPHISTICATED FUCKING RECORD.
Violent Femmes.
Tom Waits.
Bobby McFerrin.
AUSTRALIA, WAKE UP YOU CUNTS!!!
Invading Sydney!
Give me ANZAC!!
Let’s go!!!
ACK-ACK!!
Fucking awesome return to Bobby Gillespie.
Great fucking song!
“Australia, Here I Come!”
Even uses the comma correctly 🙂
Riot city blues.
“Nitty Gritty”
MC5.
Baby won’t ya?
PERTH!!!
BON SCOTT!!!!
Love and Rockets.
Bitch who dumped me.
How?
By not giving a fuck.
By proxy.
By not participating.
By being a selfish cunt.
Q Team, come in!
How many years?
Second American Revolution.
Miles Davis.
There’s a Riot Goin’ On.
Late-Godard.
Second Pauly Deathwish song to mention Jean-Luc.
Who the fuck is this nigger?!?
Def Leppard.
She’s a fucking black hole.
I take it all back.
A pathetic bleeding vagina.
Money soothes all pains.
Paul Simon.
She’s a loser.
Jack Nitzsche all the way.
Rips your heart out.
Fucking hell.
I will die lonely.
Having given it all away.
Hear the typewriter click.
Are there two people?
Or one?
QAnon stylometric analysis.
Switzerland.
Obvious split in styles.
Who?
Final track.
Primal Scream.
Manchester.
Manchester City.
Gimme the rain, the rain, the rain, the glorious rain!!!!
Luton.
I got close.
Freezing your tits off.
Seeing your breath.
We coming for the sexy bitches.
With stellar boob jobs.
Jazz funk.
Acid.
Trip hop.
Acid house.
World party.
Factory Records above all.
Baggy as fuck.
Gimme them saggy titties.
Real better than fake any day.
Ain’t returning my messages.
Would love that bitch like Cleopatra.
Suck her toes.
Conspiracy theory king and queen.
Blew it several times.
Because heartless bitch usurper.
Same birthday as Lester Bangs and Nostradamus.
Ends with Pocket Symphony.
Everybody hertz.
Ya feel me?
iTunes.
Spotify.
-PD
glitch [2021)
Cobra and phases.
Emptying a sampler.
Pierre Henry.
Schaeffer.
Always Flaming Lips.
A twist on bass.
Fridmann.
The church of Michael Ivins’ hair.
Jazz odyssey.
He wrote this.
Straight up.
Bold start to Pauly Deathwish’s 5th album.
Stretching out.
Space jazz.
Squiggle.
Sonic Youth.
Watch for upcoming single.
Cleared.
Glenn Branca.
Bitches brew.
Live eviL.
Mercury Rev.
Grassy.
Hit to death.
John McLaughlin.
Tribute to Jack Johnson.
Steve Gadd slow nerve action.
Hendrix.
Chuckin’.
Television.
Tom and Richard.
Hippies cool at CBGB.
Makeover.
Bowery toughened.
Are you experienced?
Paul Simon never sounded this tough.
Or desperate.
Always too cool.
But the lyrics give him a run.
Into Radiohead.
Another COVID album.
The best.
Pauly Deathwish.
Headlines.
Zeitgeist.
Epstein.
McAfee didn’t uninstall himself.
Charlotte Gainsbourg.
Lady Godiva.
A dentist chair in Florida.
Soros’s scumbag Rubin.
Forgot a fuck.
Not for kids.
Not safe for work.
F-bomb Ferguson.
Plastic Ono.
Primal.
John Paul Jones keys.
Real.
Frustration key of E.
The pitched song.
Godspeed You! Black Emperor.
Remember this connection.
“Montreal Heartbreak”.
Pure perfection.
Repetition.
Bravery.
Transient random-noise.
Hal Blaine on Harvest.
Trying to make it pay.
Hotel to Tango.
Stopped in Oklahoma.
Back when concerts were played in Austins.
Tonight’s the night.
Neil in Ontario.
A Canadian pastiche.
Bowie low.
Cohen Quebec.
Visconti.
The cure.
Ivermectin.
Hydroxychloroquine.
Disintegration.
The only artist to review his own albums.
Because, you know, fuck it!
9/11 will come out.
Everything building to a head.
First Zeppelin album.
Black mountain side.
Jimmy’s eyes glowing magenta.
They tell me he’s evil.
Maybe.
But you gotta know the story of the blues.
I tried to sell my soul to the Devil.
But I am saved by the blood of Jesus Christ.
Jesus protected me.
Satan wasn’t buying.
Down in the basement of the Gunter Hotel.
I tried to sell my soul for the world.
But God didn’t let it happen.
Thinking it was bad enough.
Only through Jesus am I saved.
The worst among sinners.
Trying to gain the whole world.
Willing to forfeit my soul.
God is good.
And I can out-produce Jimmy Page.
Because God is my guide.
I have a dirty mouth.
Mary Magdalene.
Go and sin no more.
We’re in a fucking war.
We gotta put Jesus first.
On the battlefield.
Out greatest stealth.
Delta blues.
Emerald Mound.
Barbecue.
Poor.
Rural.
I don’t know how to make copies.
And my black neighbors don’t know how to use the internet.
Joe Biden can get fucked.
But me, I like women with big tits.
Alex Jones quote.
I relate.
I don’t wanna be a part of this sick cult.
We need God on the battlefield.
Mercy is waiting even for Jimmy Page.
Turn from the evil ways.
Recognize King Jesus.
The sky is crying.
Hound dog.
Muddy.
Wolf.
Flange.
Phase.
Straight Thelonious.
With Coltrane.
Miles.
Pre-electric.
Second jazz tune.
Straight off blues.
The Monk solo.
Dissonant as a motherfucker.
MTHRFCKR.
Acciaccatura.
Who, me?
Carnival.
Honing in.
D.
Watery solo.
Buttholes.
Kuntz.
Is a joke?
Weird Al.
The Residents.
Don Cherry.
Malachi Thompson.
Soprano trombone.
Roland Kirk.
Reeded brass.
Klang.
Straight jazz.
Philly Jo.
Watch for first cover.
Unpredictable.
Mercury Rev.
John Peel.
Straight into a QAnon song.
Reggae.
Durham.
CodemonkeyZ.
Flynn, in fact, did not go to jail.
Spy dub.
Bob Marley gets all conspiratorial.
Haiti.
Obama gets arrested at his own birthday party.
Strzok blocked on Twitter.
Army Counterintelligence.
A bunch of cunts?
Not Seth Keshel.
The real deal.
Tony Shaffer.
Counterterrorism.
Will the FBI be shut down?
Department of Justice is the very heart of the Deep State.
Rosenstein is linchpin.
Bill Barr was miss.
Cymbals Eat Guitars.
Each given a chance.
Lou Reed.
Rollerskate Skinny.
Music like this hasn’t been made in 30 years.
Bowie would be proud.
The debris from the Nirvana signing.
The truly good bands.
Some Boo Radleys here.
Gorky’s Zygotic Mynci.
Beach Boys.
Good production.
Lee “Scratch”.
Black (Oak) Ark.
A disgusting record collection.
Mildew.
Lovingly preserved in filth.
Vinyl still good.
Cop shoot cop.
Strong statement against Antifa.
Dylan.
This guy is bold.
Deserter’s.
Amy Helm?
Rambo.
J. Spaceman.
Jack Fate.
Dylan tongue cheek.
Summer 2020.
BLM.
Only person to listen to this.
Pet Sounds.
Bellingham.
Fredonia.
SUNY.
Boces.
Wanker jazz.
Deep.
Boys peeling.
Give the anarchist a cigarette.
This is a fucked up record.
Calling David Lynch.
Gonna be hard for the Left to write off this guy.
Paradigm shift.
This dude troublemaker.
Name fits.
Trail of dead.
We know you, but do you know us?
Debord, eh?
Capitalism!
Soundgarden.
Chossudovsky.
Deep Pieczenik research.
9/11.
Space Force.
Satellites.
Leonardo.
NRO.
NGA.
And the beloved NSA.
More accurately: CYBERCOM.
Not yet split?
Nakasone double duty?
Architecture?
Who could bring down?
Two QAnon songs in a row.
Beatles.
White Album.
Magical Mystery.
Macca bass line.
Welcome to the revolution.
Sgt. Pepper.
Euros Childs.
Megan Childs.
Gorwel Owen.
Beautiful breakdown.
Bert Williams.
Good shit!
The jazz and blues build up into rock and roll.
Conspiracy songs.
Fort Meade on repeat.
780thC.
Army G2.
Cheyenne Mountain Alerts.
Air Force Cyber.
MARSOC.
Strobo.
Marquee Moon.
Big Pink.
Rhythm of the saints.
Tuatara.
Crime podcast.
Tettix Wave Accumulator?
The Supremes.
Berry Gordy trippin’ balls.
A Lisbeth Salander ballad.
Noomi Rapace.
FBI + CIA.
Both worthless.
But serves to delineate.
Interior and exterior.
Intel romance.
Smarter than Strzok and Page.
Richard Lloyd.
Too fucked up to catch Velvets.
I hear you.
It’s a bitch.
Rick Danko.
Thom Yorke knob twiddler.
Eno in Roxy.
Bogart.
The big sleep date.
Noir and chill.
Mulholland.
Breathless.
The harder they fall.
Shoot the piano player.
Doug Sahm.
We are here in San Antonio.
We are making the best of it.
Driving around.
Eating ZZ Top nachos.
Beer drinkers and hell raisers.
A real jalapeno.
Australia to steam like teapot.
Last song.
Spiritualized?
Joshua Tree.
Bono.
Epic.
Adam Clayton.
Comes with new iPhone.
An anthem like U2 ain’t written for a bit.
This is Dublin territory.
Sexy God believers.
Cigarette.
Irish whiskey.
A Guinness.
Cloves.
The wraparounds.
Luna.
My heroes.
Sterling Morrison.
And Jack Nitzsche.
But Bono can sing opera.
A good dude.
Needs to drop the carbon bullshit.
Global warming is giant fucking hoax.
Just like COVID.
The Edge knows.
Grow some balls.
Stop kissing the Pope’s ass.
This commie Pope is a fucker.
Jesuit dipshit.
Epic lift.
Pauly can play guitar!
Fucking hell!!!
Album builds up to last song.
Even last song builds up.
Fucking brilliant.
Glitch.
iTunes.
Spotify.
-PD
zenith [2021)
Jesus and Mary Chain.
Black tar.
Caramelized sugar.
A dangerous confection.
Hit to Death in the Future Head.
Summer is here.
I hear.
Vacuum cleaner solo.
Theremin.
Race cars.
Boys peel out.
High-speed boats.
And again with the UPC scan.
Breaking up on reentry.
Serious audio fuckery.
And from this right into kung fu. Peter Sellers on Bowie’s Low. Trance. But really what we have here is excellent counterpoint. Lunatic Harness. Polyrhythms. Album breaks down soon. Fast. Abruptly. Mental block regarding Wuhan origin. Harmonic outline you would never find in China. Terry Riley. A Rainbow in Curved Air. Eno. Visconti. And the others involved. A beauty that inspired Philip Glass. This is what we have. Low and heroes. Symphonies. Glass. Riley. Minimalism. Album called zenith. Track two already hits “Nadir”. What’s the arc here? Arc-en-ciel? Arkansas? Immediately pensive. Very unnerving. Pop rock track. Into existential oblivion. Abrupt modulation. Uncomfortable. Eccentric. Was there a thought process behind this? Commerce ruins everything. Imperfect masterpieces. The rules of the game. Radiohead. Joseph Arthur? Sparklehorse. The Magnetic Fields. Gay baritone. Sad sack confessional poetry in the world of Berryman’s Dream Songs. Brian Jonestown Massacre. The Verve. Strung out in heaven. J. Spaceman shooting up while praying. Don’t knock it… Drug addiction is real. Mental problems are real. Here we are. 2020 fucked us up. And now we wait for the next shoe to drop. Smashing Pumpkins. “Silver Fuck”? Into Sonny Rollins? Epstein. Gene Ammons. Hard to tell it’s (not) real. Which parts? Yes. No. Fooling the ear with Dave Fridmann. A totally schizophrenic record so far. Here we go! “Belgian Lace, Pale Black Mascara…” This is more like it. Rollerskate Skinny. Martin Rev. Lots of counterpoint here. Fux me up. Disney xylophones. Internal rhyme-sanity. Dylan puking up brilliance. Always Roger Waters with the bass. Always The Wall. Pompeii. Hail to the Thief. Again and again. Trying to break new ground. And it does. Yerself is Steam. Album starts to make sense after five tracks. 1 & 5. This is not bullshit. I don’t know about the jazz. I don’t know about the monotonous instrumentals. Absolutely “Car Wash Hair”. Suzanne Thorpe would be proud. Seems to be talking about tits. A good ride. Drum machine chugging away. Can still have a good groove. Wild Acoustic Chamber Orchestra. W.A.C.O. Woodwinds and glockenspiel. Boces. What the fuck is this shit? O.K. computer. Sounds like some QAnon stuff. I feel Carlos Santana coming on. This is what Assange jams out to. Lots of plays at Fort Meade. Salsa. James Brown. Puerto Rican funk. As AOC goes to jail. Serious national security issues for lyrics. Fictional charges? Tracers everywhere. This theory involves an actual conspiracy. Criminal conspiracy outlined. By players. Event 201. Short circuit. Johnny 5 is alive. Legalistic funk. QAnon wet dream. FISAgate. “Spy Gate”. Somebody send this to Sean Hannity. Obamagate. Where is John Durham? Ryan Dark White knows the truth about Rosenstein. How many coup attempts by the Left? Back to Billy Corgan. Ok, so we have an Alex Jones connection. Early-’90s goodness. Butch Vig. Dream pop. James Iha. Bet this guy knows the real story about the Standard Hotel(s). Great lyrics! Must be some inside jokes here. But HOLY FUCK! He nailed the “Holes” trumpet solo. Deserter’s Songs. God damn it. How did they do this? The liner notes say Pauly Deathwish has also produced all four of these albums. Kind of a Jimmy Page thing going on. Great drum sound. Yo La Tengo. “Mayonnaise”. Siamese Dream. Benjamin Britten reference? Slick! So this guy basically had a music education on par with Jack Nitzsche. And then went for scumbag rockroll like Phil Spector. Gotta respect this weird marriage. This fascination with grunge. Dinge. And the facility to clean it up like a chandelier. Very fucking impressive. No record label. Kinda sounds like no funding. No budget. The Delgados. Hate. The Great Eastern. More Spiritualized telephony. The Wall. Which is to say, Bob Erzin. And as dark as Berlin. Which is to say, Bob Ezrin. Neil Young vibe. Tonight’s the Night. Some dark-ass shit. Nick Kent, where y@t? IV Thieves. Coulda done this. What if Chris “Frenchie” Smith had produced this? This kid like a protege. I hear the moniker (stage name) was bestowed by Frenchie Smith. Strings good. Eastern European orchestra. Must have cost a small fortune. Arcade Fire. French cinema. Romantic-era harmony. But pierced. Sophisticated. Absolutely Floyd. “In The Flesh”. Last track on Harvest. Words between the lines. The promise of the ’60s went to shit in the ’70s. Where’s QAnon? Where’s Nakasone? Where’s CYBERCOM? Keith Alexander on Amazon board. Velvet Underground feeding back. Les Rallizes Denudes. Primal Scream. “Swastika Eyes”. ADAT. DAT machine. Sampling. Stereolab. Back to another standout track. “Chaconne”. Will Smith in the summertime. Some slick shit. Messiaen. Jonny Greenwood. Lyrics world-class. All those sand paintings. Write and destroy. Suicide girls. Thom Yorke’s brain doesn’t have this facility. He’s a great stylist. Definitely an homage. And to Godard. Snow white and psycho. Heavy shit for Laetitia Sadier and Tim Gane to check out. Not far from Faust IV. So sweet. John Paul Jones. Ramble on. Charlotte Gainsbourg. Keren Ann. Last track noisy as fuck. Lo-fi. Tom Waits. Sticks together. Some sad shit. Music from Big Pink. Mournful trombone(s). John Simon. “Bird on a Wire”. They don’t make records like this anymore. David Bowie not dead. Great phrasing. Sinatra. Mark Linkous. It’s a Wonderful Life. Believable bass. Upright citizen. Bayou curious. Noise floor drops out. Some perverse humor here. An “album”. It is. Ten songs. Ten different directions. Some tracks stick together. Like a deck of cards shuffled. Lots of variety. Circus peanuts. The orange ones. Pure sugar. Chewy. Strange texture. Lots of melancholy here. What’s this bloke so sad about? Tell Thurston Moore. You gotta hear this shit. Pauly Deathwish’s 4th album (this summer!). Is this guy trying to set a Guinness record or something? And he already has a 5th one out. Christ!
-PD
MZFPK [2021)
Breakfast cereal video game.
Pauly Deathwish’s 3rd album.
I am behind.
I can’t keep up with this guy.
Out of the gates like Flaming Lips.
30,000 feel of despair.
The gash.
Right into Isao Tomita.
Doing Debussy.
Marching.
Martial.
Fantastic noises.
Like first Stereolab album.
Here Come the Warm Jets.
Cheyenne Mountain jams.
I can no longer see what I’m typing.
- What if I type in white? Ahh, yes. That does the trick. But it ruins my style. Louis-Ferdinand would not be happy. Totally Air. Pocket Symphony. Who is Kevin? Shields? Ayers? Fairlight. Synth clouds. Rich chords. Very sophisticated harmonies and arrangements. Cornelius from Japan. This sounds very modern. OH FUCK! Groove is in the motherfucking heart. Vogue! So on track two, we are straight up on a catwalk. But it could be Alan Vega or Martin Rev. Kinda Sun City Girls. Zoviet France. Fridmann never gets this crazy with bass. Wayne is driving it weirder. This was, from what I hear, done with ZERO budget. Is this a dance album? First you have poetry. Then you are prose. Amateurs. Into Odelay. That was a good drum break. The Strokes. Fuzzy vocals. Paliament/Funkadelic. Sly Stone! Later Stereolab. Tim Gane processing. Counter melody! For fuck’s sake. Somebody listen to this bloke. Whoa. What is up with this chorus? Roland Kirk? Like in Switzerland? Definitely hitting some Os Mutantes twee. Lo-fi as fuck. Great Godard tongue in cheek. Apparently about Neil Young and Rick James being in a band together when they were young and still in Canada. Yonge Street? Beats. Drake needs to hear this. Bit crusher lisp. Spiritualized at the grocery store. Swipe barcode. Song peaks at end. Masterful mix. A true climax. Savage mastering on every album. Whole mix jumps. It works. Needle skipping. American Supreme. Claustrophobic. COVID. Sad. Scared. Apocalyptic. The concept of the gaze in cinema. Bass drops in. Feel it in your sex organs. A sexy song. “Cobra Strike”. This is unequivocally a dance album. EDM all up in here. Lots of panning. Spliff it. Micro gestures. Pandemic planning. How long will it last? Soul-crushing. Zombie metaphor. Shaun of the Dead. Masterpiece. Beatle drums. First Velvets album. Rat trails. “Black Angel’s Death Song”. “The New Pollution”. Dr. No. Walther PPK. What does this kid know? He can’t possibly know, can he? Pure phase. Visconti. Lanois. Acid jazz. Nick Cave. Montage, mon beau souci. Flaming Lips. Jeff Tweedy drawl. Jesus and Mary Chain team up with The Cure. Disintegration. Heartbreak here. Who broke his heart? Bleeps and bloops. Robot noises. Heartbeeps. Jazz funk ’70s experimental upright. Great lyrics. Superimposition. Steenbeck! Fucking great lyrics on “Snip Snip”. Oh, damn. Glockenspiel at just the right time! Icy. Air. Virgin suicides. Dazed and confused. Blonde. Braids. Like glazed bread. German. Texas. Floating world. Old world. No one to smoke a doobie with and stare up at green trees. No tits. What is wrong with this world? Rambo. Fort Bragg. Delta. Boykin. Intelligence Support Activity. Send me. George Crumb. Black angels. Jungle echoes. 4thPOG. Ghosts. PSYWAR op. Make it loud. Romeo foxtrot. Shall we dance? Charlie don’t surf. Death on the dance floor. Public Image Ltd. Modes of limited transposition. Messiaen. Primal Scream. Standing with Johnny Rotten. #Trump2021 . But this is more about big tits. Giant opals. Garth Hudson. Telegraph. Total loss. Persona non grata. Window still missing. Swastika eyes. Paul Weller. XTRMNTR. Shoot speed. Kill light. Eyes owned 2020. The ugly had a chance. Masks work…if you’re ugly and need to get laid. Back with another block rocking’ beat. Private psychedelic reel. War metaphor. Is this about election? No. Too early. Look at liner notes. Living in COVID times was like a world war. War just beginning? Got my pina colada. Fuck it! Arizona. Living boldly. Masks have lost. Two weeks. Could have been a contender. Circuit bending. Talking about big titty schizophrenic. All footwork ruined. Toys. Falling apart gremlin workmanship. Awkward line about Thora Birch. Explicit warnings a little lazy. Getting a bit Lenny Bruce up in here. Russ Meyer. Second line. Double time. Crazy drums. Smooth as Sade. Tambourine is the star. One organic element. Wrote a song. She didn’t care. Wrote her 200 songs. She didn’t care. One has zero plays globally. She never bothered listening to it. Some things not meant to be. Liberals and conservatives. Go and create. Lobster. Work wasn’t. Bought her every flower imaginable. Thousands of dollars on flowers. Yoshimi laser warfare. A piano not standard. Some Tori Amos bullshit. Arturo Benedetti Michelangeli. Only the finest pianos. Internationally famous. Neither deserve it. Pulled the plug at the wrong time. Would he have still kept the same track listing? Maybe so. Heartbreak to rehash. Goes by quick. Good drum programming. James Bond future theme. Brian Wilson. Phil Spector. Absolute Nigel Godrich. Cinematic. The album that never was. But this one is worldwide, motherfuckers. Third this summer. And a fourth already out. I can hardly keep up. I need to review movies. Doesn’t Pauly Deathwish know I don’t have time for Galaga? Falling apart. Short-circuit. Charlotte Gainsbourg. Flashback to Bucolic.
- -PD
Napapiirin sankarit [2010)
Here is a masterpiece.
Not since Aaltra (2004) has a movie so perfectly made use of the dark humor pioneered by Louis-Ferdinand Céline in Voyage au bout de la nuit (1932).
Lapland Odyssey is Finnish film which is currently free to watch on Tubi.
I cannot give enough praise to the director, Dome Karukoski.
This is not just a miraculous feat of storytelling, but the mise-en-scène of a true auteur.
I was born 15 days earlier than Mr. Karukoski: 43 years ago.
Our director hails from Cyprus.
Where Eric Schmidt has recently applied for citizenship.
https://www.vox.com/recode/2020/11/9/21547055/eric-schmidt-google-citizen-cyprus-european-union
Funny timing, that.
Wouldn’t Eric Schmidt welcome a Biden Presidency?
Does Mr. Schmidt fear something in the United States?
Perhaps the former CEO of Google knows something we do not?
Might it concern impending public corruption trials?
And, just maybe, a reelection of Donald Trump?
Lapland Odyssey premiered at the Toronto International Film Festival in 2010.
That was the same year that Toronto-based company Dominion Voting Systems acquired not only Premier Election Solutions (an American company [Ohio]) from ES&S (Election Systems & Software [Omaha, Nebraska]), but also Sequoia Voting Systems [California] from Smartmatic [U.K.].
PES had only been acquired by ES&S the previous year (2009). Before that, PES was owned by Diebold.
Premier Election Systems was formerly known as Diebold Election Systems.
Before Diebold bought it, it was known as General Election Systems.
Before General Election Systems bought it, it was known as I-Mark Systems.
You get the picture.
Dominion Voting Systems is now owned by American private equity firm Staple Street Capital (which has extremely strong ties to the Carlyle Group [George H.W. Bush’s former benefactor]).
https://www.osler.com/en/expertise/deals-cases/dominion-voting-systems
None of this would have been possible without Jussi Vatanen.
Vatanen is our hero.
He is tasked with the impossible.
Find a digital TV receiver (“digibox”) in one night.
After the local electronics store has closed.
This involves a trip to Rovaniemi: the main city of Lapland.
[population 63,032]
Hundred of kilometers to get to Finland’s 17th most populated city.
In Finland, Lapland is not only the northernmost province, but it is also the largest province of the country.
It bears mentioning that there is also a Swedish province called Lapland.
The cleavage of these two Laplands dates to 1809: when Russia annexed the eastern part of Sweden and declared it the Grand Duchy of Finland.
My closest brush with this region was a single musical concert I played years ago in the town of Kiruna (in Swedish Lapland): Sweden’s northernmost town [population 22,906].
It was an experience which profoundly changed me and which stays with me till this day.
Finnish Lapland borders Sweden’s Norrbotten County. At Norrbotten’s northernmost point can be found Kiruna (north of the Arctic Circle).
At the southeast corner of Norrbotten County is Piteå: my favorite town in Sweden.
The town of Piteå sits on the Gulf of Bothnia–just across the water from Finland.
I also played a musical concert in Piteå.
It was, perhaps, the happiest time in my life.
So I can imagine Rovaniemi.
A city just four miles south of the Arctic Circle.
Jussi Vatanen plays the loser who makes good.
Which makes him, in fact, not a loser.
I can intimately relate to that.
I have lost my job (again).
I am addicted to drugs (again).
And I am addicted to alcohol (a first for me).
It is in these days, when I am having the first true experience in my life with alcohol withdrawal, that I come to this film.
It is the perfect film.
It is just exactly the film I needed at this particular time.
Because I, like Janne (Vatanen’s character), am trying my damnedest to get my life together.
Last week, I got engaged.
Actually, REengaged.
I exercise (pacing back and forth in my parents’ garage as my phone records my steps).
I drink less.
I exercise.
I drink less.
Nausea.
Dizziness.
ANXIETY.
And extreme fucking INSOMNIA.
When I was in Kiruna, the sun only went down for four hours.
I didn’t see the Northern Lights.
But you can see them in this film.
And they are glorious.
If it is CGI, then I am losing my touch.
Because I don’t believe it is.
I appears to be the genuine article.
Aurora borealis.
And headaches!
Lots of sunflower seeds.
Big red welts all up and down my arms and torso from nicotine patches.
I can no longer afford my General Snus.
Sure, I have some stashed away…
But my wise old psychologist once told me: “just move one thing at a time”.
- alcohol
- tobacco
- valerian?
- Ambien?
- Xanax?
I put question marks because I am unsure of the order.
Main goal is STOP DRINKING.
Or, should I say, the FIRST goal.
If I can get an MBA, surely I can stop drinking.
[God willing]
For every hero, there needs to be a doubter.
To provide context.
The hero forges forward (when it would probably be best to just quit).
The hero quits (when it would be much easier to just continue).
The hero is determined.
The hero gives energy and inspiration to those around him.
But the doubter adds richness.
Because it is human to doubt.
Will Donald Trump be reelected President?
We will find out when the Electoral College meets on my birthday to ELECT a new President-Elect.
Till then, Joe Biden is at best the worst kind of poseur.
He is doing exactly what he promised Chris Wallace and the American people he WOULD NOT do: to declare victory before the election is independently certified.
What a hypocrite.
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-victory-election-independently-certified
Each state certifies its vote.
Biden does not have enough votes at the moment (by way of certified state votes and their concomitant electors) to declare victory.
N.B. It is the Electoral College which will ELECT the next President (who THEN AND ONLY THEN becomes known as the President-Elect).
And so we doubt.
Me and Jasper Pääkkönen.
Was there fraud?
I believe so.
And you may doubt in the other direction.
Was there fraud?
You doubt there was.
But I know there was.
Because I have basic research skills.
And I availed myself of Rudy Giuliani’s masterful delineation of the case for fraud.
[no thanks to American mass media (which completely blacked out all coverage of Giuliani’s press conference with Sidney Powell and Jenna Ellis)]
So we all doubt, each in our own way.
And someone may convince us.
The law may even compel us.
The U.S. Supreme Court may weigh in on the legality of certain ballots in Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin.
Cold states.
Particularly Michigan and Wisconsin.
Fort Meade.
4thPOG.
Dark Horse.
Fly fishing.
Fort Bragg.
Timo Lavikainen is the late-bloomer.
Along for the ride.
But absolutely essential.
Able to love.
You must become like a child to enter the kingdom of heaven.
Sibelius.
Karelia.
1893.
News of war.
Siege.
National anthem.
At some point we might mention the Grand Duchy of Lithuania.
Which lasted about 500 years (until 1795).
For beauty, we have Pamela Tola.
She just wants a fucking digibox, for christsakes!
Something about those blonde bangs.
Then there is the villain.
A bit like Alex “Scott Evil” Soros.
A bit like Martin Vanger.
Kari Ketonen plays the boy who never got anything.
…and let it make him evil.
He plays the cheater.
The trickster.
A character with absolutely no morals.
Strictly driven by lust.
[and a good bit of narcissism]
He comes off looking a bit like Kip in another masterpiece of a film: Napoleon Dynamite.
Imagine Kip as an irredeemably-unscrupulous character and you will have a pretty good idea of who Pikku-Mikko is.
Little Mikko.
Short.
Short people.
Randy Newman.
Mikko moves in for the kill while the matrimonial bed is still warm.
Mikko false-flags his way into manipulating his enemy.
Mikko is a master of PSYWAR.
But God wins in the end.
And Moa Gammel is the real star of this film.
In a strange way.
Principal siren.
Debussy.
A Swede.
Almost the doppelgänger of Pamela Tola.
The Swede is the world image of beauty.
Alluring.
Beckoning.
The Finn is more quixotic.
Cute.
Harsh.
Soulful.
None of this, of course, means a damn thing.
And all the while Timo Lavikainen just wants to see Miia Nuutila’s tits.
License plate.
Ali G.
There will be helicopters.
-PD
Vénus et Fleur [2004)
Why?
Why sexual tension.
Why do we like who we like.
Why do we choose certain people.
We must make a choice.
Did you ever have to make up your mind?
Vénus et Fleur operates on the principle of sexual tension.
The world turns on the tips of tits.
We can wait a lifetime.
20 years.
Or 1 hr. and 16 minutes (in this case).
To see the bride stripped bare.
In the end, perhaps it doesn’t matter.
If it happens or not.
Because the journey has been sustained by sexual tension.
So I will give director Emmanuel Mouret credit.
He buoyed a whole film on the prospect of nudity.
There is some nudity here, but perhaps not the nudity which we seek.
That is my take.
Like Finnegans Wake.
Something is disallowed.
Something is taboo.
It is our puritanical instinct which causes us shame.
One would think such honi soit would only be found in England.
We become tangled in a web of meaning.
That any French person could feel shame is astounding.
But Fleur feels it.
She in an SJW.
A BBW.
Honestly, Isabelle Pirès is stunning here!
She is the reason I kept watching.
Sure, her character can be pitifully PC.
As when she lectures the third world about their plight.
It is maudlin.
Or is Russia the second world?
It was second.
But what is it now?
Doesn’t matter.
People still get drunk and fuck.
Says Venus.
Marseille.
Beautiful film.
Keep hoping.
And Veroushka Knoge reminds us of yet another lover.
Love is quintessentially French.
Four films and then career falls off.
Tough.
Magic moment by the sea.
-PD
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