After many long years.
I finally got a decent suit.
But the pinnacle is still Cary Grant in North by Northwest.
Perhaps more important than Dorothy’s slippers.
The grey suit.
Because Archibald Leach (Grant’s real name) was from Bristol.
The debate rages on.
Was it Norton & Sons (Savile Row) or Quintino (Beverly Hills)?
And this is a very important matter.
Basis in fact.
Innocent lives are at stake here.
Vanity Fair (at least they employed Tosches for a time) contends it was a British suit.
But The Independent counters that it was an American (Beverly Hills) tailor.
My first thought is always The Man in the Gray Flannel Suit (novel 1955, film 1956).
Something in the air.
Whatever you do, don’t buy a property at 666 5th Avenue.
Mr. Kushner made that mistake.
Can you change an address?
Can we inch the building over a bit?
But finally, that eternal quote of Mike Ruppert:
“The CIA is Wall Street. Wall Street is the CIA.”
What could all this mean?
What could ANY of this mean?
But the real danger is Finnegans Wake.
Is it unpredictability?
The real danger is changing stripes.
My daily trousers are sweatpants.
And then we must bring in Erik Satie.
As dangerous (harmless) a man as ever lived.
The “Velvet Gentleman”.
Seven gray velvet suits. All identical. One for each day of the week.
A revolution in simplicity.
But there are many, many hours of piano music to wade through.
It’s not just the Gymnopédies.
Or even the Gnossiennes.
It’s a veritable Voynich manuscript of eccentricity.
But with Magritte we got the grey bowler.
And Max Ernst: “The hat makes the man.”
But did he say it in English?
Not bloody likely!
And so rail-thin Cary Grant, almost certainly homosexual, looks stunning…dapper…a paragon of class in North by Northwest.
And it is a rare time where I (and many other men) say: “Wow…I want that business suit!”
Because I didn’t grow up rich.
And it took me till age 40 to get a passable sack.
Brooks Brothers was expensive.
I don’t want to sell oil.
I’m a city boy.
They won’t take me on the farm.
So what am I?
Do I ride around on a horse?
Do I spit tobacco into a cuspidor?
We must go away. To come back. And see for the first time.
What was Jia Zhangke talking about?
The I Ching?
Or some Zen text?
We are drawn to the suit.
The breezy ease with which Cary Grant negotiates New York sidewalk traffic.
Every remark quick.
Never at a loss for words.
And the characters all pay attention.
From Martin Landau to Eva Marie Saint: menswear.
[a detail I missed…too late]
Buttons on cuffs.
The most remarkable aspect, though, might be the “grey suit with grey tie” effect.
I mean, “what the fuck”?!?
It is slightly “off”.
Not the color-matching.
But the concept.
Or this hypothetical exchange:
“What’s your favorite color?”
“Yeah, I don’t know…I just like gray.”
“What about it do you like?”
“I don’t know…it’s sorta mysterious?”
“Ok…but, I mean, it seems sorta drab, don’t you think?”
“Well, I’m not in the market for a gray bikini…”
There’s the gender.
Do men fancy grey?
Is it one of the colors they’ve been “given”?
Do they really fancy pink?
I suppose some diabolical seamstress has plotted the complementary colors of all the world’s hetero couples.
Grey and pink.
Pink and green.
Orange and blue.
Red and green.
Purple and yellow.
All I can say is this.
I feel spectacular in my new gray suit.
I’m a little closer to Daniel Craig, though mostly in the Cary Grant body type.
Or, put differently, I’m an extremely-poor-man’s Daniel Craig 🙂
I, too, would look scrawny next to James Bond.
Which segues nicely into the 007 franchise.
Whether in Jamaica or parts unknown.
The sartorial fastidiousness would play a major role in framing Bond as “not just another guy”.
An eye for detail.
And personality, though understated.
The grey suit.
It the biggest weapon in my fashion arsenal (as of today).
And thus we turn towards commerce.
Another run, perhaps, of job searching.
But at a certain point you just gotta say, “Fuck it!”
I’m a cool person.
I ain’t out to hurt nobody.
I read books.
Big fucking books.
About math and shit like that.
I’m a nerd to the nth power.
I know that.
And I’m fine with that.
Because I see the value in that.
So now I may have to bludgeon the HR receptors with a whole new level of qualifications.
Can I do it?
Can I be a lawyer?
Can I be a PhD?
[notably, perhaps, in advertising]
Because life has led me to this impasse.
We worry about bread on the table.
And some milk to stay healthy.
Heat in the winter.
Cooling in the summer.
Most of all…in all this mess of writing…I am thankful.
Thankful for a chance. A chance to do the right things.
And thankful for family. Thankful for time.
Thankful for intuition.
And thankful for failure.
Have your cake. Or eat it.
Thank you, my friends…for your support.
I am happy today. Hard day, as always.
And I pray the good happenings for each of you…in your lives…