All of which are reiterations of the same inane bullshit.
Which is to say, this act did nothing (as far as I can tell) to change the organization or legal status of the United States.
The United States of America.
Another fallacy (I think).
While I am open minded on this point (that a word has been removed somewhere and, thus, we are on a different timeline [so to speak…in the legal sense] as a result), I do not think that there has been a word removed or added TO THE NAME OF OUR FUCKING COUNTRY and that it has gone unnoticed by all legal minds of good will.
Even the worst legal minds (acting in bad faith) are, by definition, legalistic.
Do you think someone wouldn’t have taken the opportunity before now to point out a glaring error which fundamentally changes the legal status of our country?
So, I am not a big fan of this theory.
But I am a fan of Martin Geddes’s writing (to which I have just recently been made aware).
While I do not necessarily concur with all the points he makes in his article (particularly, about Joe Biden being on a movie set, yada yada [sure…it’s possible]), I do agree with some very salient points he makes.
To restate his points from a different angle, there has already been a military coup.
Pieczenik was right.
It was a hard coup.
But it was also (it seems) an invisible coup.
How is that possible?
It does start to strain credibility.
But it is possible.
And I would go far beyond that.
I would say it is likely.
A key part of this coup may be the fact that JOE BIDEN DOES NOT KNOW A COUP HAS TAKEN PLACE.
Indeed, neither does Nancy Pelosi.
This is a secret coup.
So who is running the country?
The military.
Wizards and warlocks.
Robert Redford identifies “a CIA within the CIA”.
Yes.
That is the group that destroyed the Twin Towers (which play such a prominent role in this film).
Lucky break.
Better off dead.
NXNW.
Gunnery sergeant mailman.
Ugly motherfucker.
Same bloke dressed as a broad from Thunderball ?
Maybe not.
Stay calm.
Think.
Don’t leave me hanging on the telephone.
Do not hang up.
The is The Major.
Patriot.
A brutal game.
Yes, keep the heat on.
But drain the fucking swamp, for crying out loud.
Take your god damned time.
But please get the job done.
No country left.
Unless you act.
We are speaking to the counterweight.
Those who are currently running the country.
God bless you.
Let us delineate again.
We can bomb Iran.
Biden will take the heat.
We can fuck up.
Biden will be blamed.
And the most important part.
The country will come to be less confused.
It is the Pepsi challenge.
Coke wants you to be less white.
Coke is Joe Biden.
Crack is Hunter Biden.
Obi Don Kenobi is Pepsi.
The country is getting a free trial of Chinese-style communism.
When the time is right, the covert will become overt.
And it will be done in the way most beneficial to the country.
That is the ethos of those running the country.
And they are the authors of the fucking brilliant Q PSYOP.
As Tucker Carlson was having a hard time locating the QAnon website, let’s help him out:
But it’s one of the few times where I can say, “I worked with that person.”
Clem Burke.
Probably wouldn’t piss on me if I was on fire.
Now.
Because I’m a Trump supporter.
But he was the best drummer I was ever in the same room with.
And drumming was the longest “career” I ever had.
I’ve played drums since I was a kid.
All of them.
The set.
“Traps” 🙂
Orchestral snare drum.
Marimba.
The whole 4-mallet thing.
Jazz vibraphone.
But when I worked with Clem, I was a bass player.
That day.
That year.
For awhile.
It was the bass that took me to England.
To Scotland.
And to Spain.
And it was the bass that first took me to Los Angeles.
But this is about Blondie.
The band.
And what a band!
Based on my own experiences just mentioned, I can attest to the extremely high musicianship of Clem Burke.
And watching this relatively-short documentary (an hour) convinces me of just how special each of the band members were/are.
But perhaps my favorite part is seeing Mike Chapman work.
The record producer.
What a talent!
It was my dream to be a record producer.
Didn’t really work out 🙂
Tough business.
Maybe you fuck up.
Or maybe no one helps you.
Or maybe you get one chance. And only one chance.
But that’s ok.
Because life goes on.
Marilyn Monroe aged.
Lou Reed sang about it on the Velvets’ “New Age”.
And Godard wrote about it.
The aging of Marilyn Monroe must have been a traumatic phenomenon for the first generation of movie goers.
The first generation with that color reality.
And with the television buttress.
And Marilyn…
Even Elton John, a homosexual man, was in love with Marilyn…in a sort of way.
“Candle in the Wind”
Which brings us to Debbie Harry.
The former cocktail waitress from Max’s Kansas City.
Chickpeas and lobster.
Park Avenue South.
And brings us to the album Parallel Lines.
This documentary is almost strictly about that album.
About Blondie’s breakthrough into the mainstream.
Yeah, they were punk…
Had the street cred.
But they transcended.
Mostly due to musicianship.
A bit like the Talking Heads.
The other bands were hopelessly arty.
Of this scene.
My favorite, Suicide.
[R.I.P. Alan Vega]
I met Alan once.
Changed my life.
But Suicide never really had a hit.
[Nooo…you don’t say?!?]
Yeah.
The name.
Whoa mama!
But that was punk.
And my whole mission is a bit of a punk mission.
Pauly Deathwish.
Uh huh.
Not a name I came up with.
But given to me.
I remember that day.
And the personages.
But my mission is also a bit like the mission of Greil Marcus.
And Lipstick Traces.
Now I’d just prefer to read Debord.
Or read Len Bracken on the Situationists.
But Greil tries (valiantly!) to pull it all together.
And I’m a bit like that kind of wanker.
Just hoping to SOUND like I know it all.
And someday have Harvard written on my spine.
But we’ve hardly discussed Blondie.
Or this excellent little film.
Which is currently streaming on Netflix in the U.S.
Again Kino Lorber’s marketing team (?) seems to be absent behind this release.
There’s no Wikipedia page.
And the iMDB page lists the title of this made-for-TV-affair as Blondie’s New York and the Making of Parallel Lines.
Ok, so it’s not Citizen Kane.
But it’s well worth watching!
Directed by Alan Ravenscroft.
He does a fine job here.
It really is a magical story.
Punk.
New York City.
CBGB-OMFUG.
The Fugs! 🙂
New York, a magical place.
Hell, even mayor Ed Koch is in this.
And he’s much easier to stomach than Bill Clinton.
I don’t care…liberal, conservative…whatever.
Just don’t be a dick!
And if you’re a dick, have the schtick down!!
Like Trump.
He has the schtick down.
He’s learned to lie.
In his many years.
“The babies, the beautiful babies…the innocent babies”…
There were no babies, my friends.
There was no chemical attack.
That footage was in the can for some time.
But it’s a white lie in the world of geopolitics.
It’s like telling your kids that Santa Claus delivered the presents.
There’s no way to explain, “I’ve gotta bomb Syria to make an impression on China. And the bombing has to happen almost simultaneously with dinner…at Mar-a-Lago.”
And McMaster must be lying too.
That’s ok.
Just don’t make a habit of it.
Because then you’re CIA.
And that’s a dark road.
To get wrapped up in lies.
But the white lies are synthetic terror where nobody dies.
Even the Russian/Syrian body count.
Likely false.
Especially the “four kids” detail.
Pithy.
Icy.
The Democrats are really (I mean it, unfortunately) exceptionally dumb.
They only sense the general outline of the conspiracy.
Russia’s faux indignation.
But they don’t understand that their infantile foreign policy made such machinations necessary.
Blondie 🙂
And Quintilian.
See the documentary.
Forget about North Korea for a moment.
By all means, don’t watch inferior propaganda.
The Propaganda Game?
Great film.
Songs from the North?
Cinematic equivalent of toilet paper.
The Cinémathèque Française knew the value of propaganda films.
Henri Langlois.
Back when they were educating “the five” (Godard, Truffaut, Chabrol, Rivette, and Rohmer).
And Godard understood the importance of “good”, well-crafted, persuasive propaganda.
As Jacques Ellul wrote in 1962, “Ineffective propaganda is no propaganda.”
In other words, it has no business calling itself propaganda.
It’s less-than-worthless.
But kick back with some Machiavelli.
And The Art of the Deal.
And remember the unholy marriage of art and commerce that is and was Blondie.
But also there’s the pressure of the days themselves.
Christmas. New Year’s Eve.
Even times like the 4th of July.
I didn’t set out to write a heartrending post, but I don’t always know what it is I’m about to watch.
In general, Heavy is not a sad film.
It’s a masterpiece of minimalism.
Every shot…every movement in this movie is lovingly made.
James Mangold created a world which corresponds to the understated expressions of silent films as much as it does to the desperation of everyday life.
I’m sure some people have very happy lives.
But what Mr. Mangold has given us is a look at extreme awkwardness.
Loneliness.
Do you ever feel awkward buying something?
I do.
Every time.
It’s the interaction with people.
It comes and it goes.
But for our protagonist Victor, it mostly comes and stays.
I can’t recall an actor (Pruitt Taylor Vince) getting so much depth out of so few words.
No film I’ve ever seen handles shyness quite like this one.
Victor is a cook at his mom’s little tavern.
It’s the kind of place you’d find in Woodstock.
Kingston. Poughkeepsie. West Saugerties.
Though the setting is never named, these are what came to my imagination.
Those places that inspired Mercury Rev to create their masterpiece Deserter’s Songs and, before them, The Band.
But whatever this fictional town, it is positively not cool.
It is in the middle of nowhere.
And so a feeling of desolation pervades this picture.
Victor cares for his mother (played brilliantly by the late Shelley Winters).
They live together…just the two of them.
There’s a little dog.
It’s a quiet life.
Sure, it’s sad.
But it’s life.
Life goes on.
Every day.
Open the tavern.
Pay the delivery man.
Cook the pizzas.
Clean up the broken beer mugs.
It just so happens that the place has a waitress/bartender.
And the actress playing this role indeed had experience.
Max’s Kansas City.
That’s right, Debbie Harry.
Debbie plays Delores.
She’s just as feisty as you’d expect.
She doesn’t put up with any shit.
And so the world goes on.
Day after day.
Status quo.
But one day, a ray of light enters lonely Victor’s world.
Liv Tyler.
You can imagine.
Liv was 18 when this film was made.
Which brings us back to Woodstock proper.
Liv Tyler was born Liv Rundgren.
As in Todd.
It’s a complicated story, but this future actress/model knew Todd Rundgren (producer of The Band’s Stage Fright which was recorded at the Woodstock Playhouse in 1970) as father until well into her life.
Todd, of course, was also a resident of the area. This was back in the days of Albert Grossman’s Bearsville Records.
Which brings us to another fascinating little town: Bearsville, New York.
But Liv was obviously the daughter of Steven Tyler (lead singer of Aerosmith).
Liv didn’t find this out till age eight.
Back to our movie…
Into lonely Victor’s life walks a new waitress whose real life genes were those of lippy Steven Tyler and Playboy Playmate Bebe Buell.
That’s no ordinary gene pool.
But this is no ordinary romantic comedy.
In fact, it’s not a romantic comedy.
It’s not funny.
It’s deep.
[He ain’t heavy, he’s my brother]
Because Victor is a portly fellow.
And this bothers him.
It’s something he tries to ignore, but living at home with mom…and being fat…and being shy…
It’s enough to give a guy a complex.
And this is not a rich family.
No psychiatrists here.
Just get up and go to work every day.
Cook breakfast for mom.
Feed the dog.
Go to the little grocery store.
Get some eggs and orange juice.
So I wasn’t sure what I was getting with this movie.
But I’m so glad I watched it.
I wouldn’t really call it an uplifting story, but that’s not the point.
It is cinéma vérité in the truest sense.
And the world needs these kinds of films.
There are no explosions.
Maybe there’s not even a happy ending.
I will leave that for you to discover.
But there are certainly very few cliches.
And so this picture spoke to me in a very deep way.
To reach out to anyone on the Internet who might be reading this.
This is a film about problems.
Not crippling problems which require literal crutches, but crippling all the same.
Pink Floyd summed it up as well as anyone when they sang about “quiet desperation”.
It may be “the English way”, but it’s not a uniquely British phenomenon.
I hate to talk about the “human condition”…because I fear I will sound like one of the putzes who pens the elevator pitches which adorn every film on Netflix [who writes those things?!?], but James Mangold did something very significant with this film.
Even the music is subtly artful.
We can thank Thurston Moore for that.
And so little harmonics and behind-the-bridge pings give depth to Victor’s struggles.