For those keeping score at home, let me fill you in.
Simon Pegg is perhaps the most talented actor working these days.
Here’s the films of his which I know to be masterpieces:
Shaun of the Dead
The World’s End
Yes, that’s right: the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy.
It really is that good.
One might not think such possible.
But it is the case.
Close, but not quite up to that level is:
Another notch down (though it is very inventive):
A Fantastic Fear of Everything
In some ways, I want to put those last two I mentioned on the same level, but Paul features Nick Frost as well. It’s just too hard to beat.
All said, that’s FIVE essential films starring one actor.
Granted, Frost is in four of those.
Which brings us to this “other” part of Pegg’s oeuvre.
A Fantastic Fear of Everything proves that Pegg can do it without Frost, but there are some bone fide clunkers in Pegg’s oeuvre as well.
Terminal is mediocre.
Worth watching, but mediocre.
And, sadly, I would say the same about Kill Me Three Times.
On a positive note, Pegg is MUCH better in this film than he is in Terminal.
Mostly it’s because he’s allowed to act.
Allowed to bask in the spotlight.
But Kill Me Three Times has many problems (which take away from Pegg’s performance).
Let’s break it down.
The Oldsmobile Toronado with Western Australia plates is a nice touch.
Metallic puke green.
And Pegg with a nice Grinderman ‘stache.
You might be ahead of me.
Indeed, one of the problems from which Kill Me Three Times suffers is an over-adoration of Quentin Tarantino.
The mustachioed hitman is by now a trite trope.
There can be only one Pulp Fiction.
[itself merely a good (not great) movie]
While the story is not entirely original, I would like to congratulate writer James McFarland for doing what director Kriv Stenders did not:
There is some art (not much) in McFarland’s script.
Conversely, there is no art in Stender’s film.
[and, one would think by looking at it, no cinematographer]
A very uninspired directorial effort.
You might be wondering why I am so bitter.
BECAUSE I BOUGHT THIS MOVIE!
I don’t have the money to throw away on such a piece of shit.
That, and it’s an affront to those of us who create in spite of severe monetary limitations.
Perhaps the only inspired shots involve the security camera footage in the microwave on the pizza setting.
A good bit, that.
Good special effects here.
Realistic-looking deaths abound.
The ending is good.
In an Aussie way.
It’s a shame this film couldn’t have been made better.
The script was fine.
The actors were plenty talented.
It is just such a BLAND mise-en-scène.
Luke Hemsworth is pretty good here.
But the only thing that kept this watchable (aside from Pegg) is Teresa Palmer.
I thought director Stenders might deliver a truly-artful moment…finally…at the end…in the shower scene.
I was wrong.