Lots of commas.
And finally Santa.
That something happens in this film is a miracle.
It is a monument of nothingness. [hang on]
A monument of boredom. [wait for it]
A truly glorious feminist film. [truly]
Quite simply, this is one of the hardest films I’ve ever tried to watch (much less review).
I was familiar with the late Chantal Akerman’s style at least a bit.
[may she rest in peace]
Nothingness. An obsession.
It’s closer to the Warhol end of the spectrum than Bergman.
Uncomfortable shots. The time-image.
We don’t have time to read about the time-image. [Bergson]
Deleuze. De loser.
We. Miss out.
And so when we are thrust into a film such as this…
There ARE no films like this.
The nausea of which Sartre spoke. Wrote.
I knew that Akerman admired Godard.
She was already in my good graces for that.
But I almost didn’t make it through this 3-hour-21-minute film.
From one J.D. to another.
Jeffrey Dahmer to Jeanne Dielman.
Dielman’s life is just as horrible.
She might as well work the 11 p.m. – 7 a.m. shift at a chocolate factory.
Every activity she caresses. Like finest lace.
And so we see the Godard of Vivre sa vie.
That is the premise.
But it is much more Marina Vlady than Anna Karina.
2 ou 3 choses que je sais d’elle.
Washing dishes. Interminably.
That lifeless, empty stare.
Perhaps it is Brecht.
Distancing. Reality. But symbolic. Unreal.
Epic. 201 Dalmatian minutes.
Force the issue.
We dummies still worship Delphine Seyrig.
In the same way we worship Anamaria Marinca.
Because we’re sick of Western women…sick of soul-sucking Western culture.
Sick of the Easter bunny. Sick of Santa Claus.
We want the East. The Eastern bloc.
And further East. Chinese acting.
Delphine from Saussure.
Cup and Saussure.
Such amazing acting by Seyrig. To not act.
To act as if she wasn’t being watched.
To shine shoes and drop the brush. [An event! Here…]
To disturb the cream bottle. Precariously returns.
To not apologize to the camera.
To get her apron caught…
The hardest button to button.
And the adrenaline-pounding rush of shopping for buttons.
Buttons. Those little things which go through eyelets.
Like trying to find the correct shade of mauve. All over town.
And so in the end it ends as an action film.
You think I kid.
But Akerman must have had a soft spot for Chabrol…(viz. Hitchcock).
Let’s play the quiet game for three hours…and see if it will drive you nuts.
Doniol-Valcroze pays a visit.
But it doesn’t matter.
What matters is the can of Ajax on the side of the tub.
The green and red.
Might have my brands wrong.
Tiny daggers of color.
But there’s one.